May 24

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day. On May 24 2021, millions of people will be participating in the event of eating a bowl of rigatoni pasta.

"Why are you eating rigatoni pasta?" "Oh you didn't know? Its May 24"

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May 24

A day were you can grab a girls ass

Tony: it's may 24
Sarah: so?
Tony: turn around

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May 24

May 24 is national send an ass spread pic to your boyfriend

No matter what you have to send it because it’s may 24

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May 24

the day a FUCKING RAT was born, GO CRAW BACK INTO THE SEWER YOU IT CHAPTER 2 LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER

BEEP BEEP FUGLY BITCH

born on May 24 fuck you get stomped on

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May 24

If your born on May 24 then you are a hoe. like the first piece of bread everybody touches it but doesn't want it

A hoe is born on May 24

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May 24

May 24 is a BAD birthday. Who ever is born on this day is the worst, and if you have a friend born on this day... I’m sorry for you.

If your born on May 24 🤢

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may 24

the day dora finally gives me head

him: it’s may 24th
her: so?
him: get on ur knees

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