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The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.
Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.
All the best people in the whole freaking world were born on this day. They are sexy, kind, and smart as hell. If you’re lucky enough to know a girl born on May 5 you should totally date her.
Wow! This girl is smoking hot! She was definitely born on May 5
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this guy has a massive dick like he could make you not walk for over a month with his really biggggggg cock
he was born may 5 this guy has a massive dick big 😩
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Ask someone for their hoodie day !
Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”
Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!
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This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/
Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.
May 5 is throw your small friend day!
"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"
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