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may 7th is National masturbation day so he’s she’s and theys get out what ever u need to have a good time😉
hey it’s may 7th i’m going to be in my room all day
Girl one: Hey whats today?
Me:mi amors birthday 💍 May 7th 😍
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7th may is where u have to ether hold your crushes hand or hug them or kiss them or ask for there hoddie or ask them out 😍
Anna: it’s 7th may u not what day it is u have to ask ur crush out
Rebecca: really ok fine I’ll do it 😍
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Get yo girl to send u a titty pic today
"Hey baby its May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"
Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
May 7th is the day to have fun and relax with your guys.
Guys, its May 7th. Who want a few beers ?
National Wifey Day
The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)
Eric: Let’s go grab a beer
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th