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girl 1: damn I wanna have sex with him
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sex day!
boy: come it's May 9th
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The day a kind funny shy cute boy was born if your born may 9th your really lucky
Did you hear he’s born may 9th that’s a keeper he’s the most special boy.
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May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection
E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?
Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck
“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”
National Him A Booty Pic Day
Make his day with a booty pic :)
Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic
National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day
Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop
Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse
Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse