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When a man stretches his scrote out and places it about 3 inches above of said woman's forehead, thereby making her look like she has a recessed hairline just like the mayans used to look.
yo that bitch got outta line and thought she was better then me so i put her in her place and gave her a mayan forehead.
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when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.
bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!
the act of inserting one's testicles into a girl (or boy) mouth and cumming into that person's nostrils. the lack of oxygen causes them to "go to sleep"
jorge gave david a mayan sleeper the other day and now david is dead. hahaahaha
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when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump
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The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as lubricant.
Jim: Hey I have some Tabasco, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Suzy: Well I'm thinking we should do the Spicy Mayan Chocolate for our anniversary.
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A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.
The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".
"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...
"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
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The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.
Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!
Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.
Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
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