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AKA “manbaby:” A adult male with selfish, “my way or the highway, I’m dying because I have a headache, life has to stop because it’s all about me” tendencies.
Thinks he’s a man, acts like a baby, makes him a “maybe.”
- Judge Kevin Ross (paraphrased)
Something a God wouldn't say. Or maybe it would.
God "Maybe it's this"
Man "Maybe it's that"
Which one of these looks wrong to you?
A very lazy and annoying word that is used too much, and is used out of reason. It is just a lazy and unprofessional way to say probably or possibly. It is also a way to discourage people who don’t like repetitive words.
Is it possible to donate this to Goodwill?
Me: Possibly or Probably?
Another person: Maybe?
Me: Starting the annoying famous word again!
Maybe = No
The only place "maybe" means "maybe" is while talking about sex or other sexual activities.
{While meaning no}
(Person)
Hey want to go to the gym?
(Other Person)
Maybe
{While meaning maybe}
(Boy)
Hey I have a Godzilla Gigantor Penis, wanna bang?
(Girl)
Maybe
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It is 457…
I guess I missed this one earlier.
Can you just hold me!!! Please!!!
Maybe I have a pouty face….
Nope, totally do!!!
I am so in love with you and just want us!!!
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No chance in hell. But buy me a present anyway.
Maybe if you're good and clean the house after buying me a new phone and a personal jet and a space station I'll let you watch me enjoy it all while your blue balls rupture.
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