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When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
When Jim went to feel his balls he realized he had Maynards, so he went and cleaned himself off.
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A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.
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A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.
Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
"Fucking hell, some maynards made another page"
"Omg what a maynard"
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Normally a older gentleman who dates younger women who often get mistaken for his daughter. Commonly has a phobia of Ketchup and an above average desire for animal porn.
A Maynard or the Maynard can often be found furiously masturbating to animal sex but will never use ketchup as a lube.
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Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."
A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.
Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?
No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
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A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.
Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."
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Using a reference to Tool vocalist, Maynard James Keenan, in place of the word "Tool" to put someone down for a stupid act etc.
"Have you seen Marilyn Manson's paintings? They suck, He's such a fucking Maynard"
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