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Place: Anne Arundel County, Maryland
Stomping Ground for the best beer pong players alive.
95% of inhabitants educate at Salisbury University
100% of inhabitants wakeboard, or have wakeboarded, or spend their summers in or on the water.
Outsiders: "How did you beat me so quickly in beer pong? Then how did you steal my girl because you have sublime skill on a wakeboard?"
Common Man from Mayo: "Mayo."
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A county thatll never win the fucking sam maguire, like ever
Me in bar: Where are you from lad
Some guy: Mayo
Me:You poor fucker
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verb.
when a man or woman is sexually aroused and releases a creamy sticky white substance from the genitalia region. see semen.
noun- the substance released.
while watching 2 girls 1 cup, simon mayoed everywhere.
why would you leave mayo stains on your bed?
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A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.
Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.
Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.
Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.
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Substance slathered on the balls and then slapped gently upon the chin of an enemy or hot chick. used while whispering in the ear of the mentioned enemy / hot chick, " everything will be okay."
Guy- Everything will be okay, I brought the Mayo.
Girl- Okay.. Wait.. What?
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The ultimate instrument. Only legends play it.
"Is Mayonnaise an instrument" - Patrick Star