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drinking game in which you play a standard game of bowling with empty red cups and ping pong balls with the exception of a cup that has a picture of dillon mcdermott's face. If you knock over said cup on the first attempt the opposite player must take a shot. the total number of cups knocked over within 3 rolls equals the total seconds of beer chugging.
I never imagined in my WILDEST DREAMS I would nail that Dillon cup...but damn DRINK YO WHISKEY and finish your dillon mcdermott bowling round
hey michael, if you’re reading this then i love you so much. sorry you had to miss fort games today. it was fun as hell! well not all of it but it was really neat. i hope you remember what april 22 is. anyways even if you don’t remember and even though we’re not officially together ( ig ) i’m celebrating it. i wanna give you my insta account password so email me, if you’re reading this and it’s a weekend or it’s still spring break. you’re kind and sweet and i don’t want the school year to end so i can be with you everyday. if we’re not in the same classes next year i want you to know i’ll still remember you! there are so many reasons to love you and i just want you to know that. even if i seem distant or upset i still care a lot for you that won’t go away. -you know who
you: *sits down in a chair*
me: omg i love you so much, Michael mcdermott you make my day and brighten up my mood! uwuwuwuwuwuwuwwu
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A sexy beast, a smoker on the down low, and has a small dick
Damn, his dick so small Ima call him paul McDermott
Mr 'The Academic Comeback is on'
Thinks he's naturally talented and is complacent with everything as a result. However, this claim is not true and the pussy whisperer Peter Park only told him this because his hormones were out of order when the two of them were shagging in Year 9.
Reality is: Andrew Mcdermott is painfully average, and is the most academically retarded person in the year. Takes the piss out of Srisht for the latter's dedication to his studies, but forgets the fact that he has a predicted top 8 of 48, whilst his parents have payed upwards of £70,000 for 5 years of boarding.
He's going to a private school anyway, so he will never learn his lesson and he will continue to possess the work ethic of a Mongolian whore and will be utterly pathetic in general for the rest of his life.
Andrew Mcdermott? Yes I know him. He's the one whose already on the Claimant Count.
Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him
A very big slag that loves attention
Ellie McDermott is the biggest whore going
One who posts his dick pics on a social media website describing his pee fetish
"Damn man you passed a dirty mcdermott