McJob

Eating a big meaty burger and getting head at the same time. Usually preferred by employees of large scale burger chains who then use empty burger buns to wipe off the 'excess' leading to the 'mayo myth'.

"Oh man, that was a tough shift but at least I got a McJob at the end of it though!"

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McJob

Oral sex from a clown.

Upon threatening to release the pictures of him and a young boy, Ronald was forced to give me a McJob.

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McJob

Recieving oral sex from a clown

Man I got the best McJob the other night

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McJob

Getting oral sex from a clown

"Ronald McDonald gave Newt a McJob!"

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McJob

receiving oral sexual favors from a clown

I got a McJob last night from Ronald McDonald.

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McJob

Receiving a blow job in the parking lot of a McDonald's.

I gave my boyfriend a McJob today, after he bought me a McFlurry, of course!

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Mcjob

The only thing I can get despite paying £11,000 for a university education.

"A graduate, eh? How 'bout you suck my uneducated cock for £4.50 an hour?"

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