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Sid the sloth
do you wanna fuckin talk, the next person to get kicked out of the group looks like a chipmunk smallest fuckin face I’ve ever seen shitty friends plays gay ass tennis only friend is mia and she’s a Jew
Person1: why does she look like a sloth
Person2: oh she’s probably a meaghan
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A girl who talks shit about other people’s waifus and sits on her ass always on that dAmn phone, not to mention she loves anime
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meg is the coolest person i have ever met of course. i love when she comes to madison because her coolness can rub off on people therefore, making them cool to. dont expect her to share the coolness she posseses though.
meg is the most awsome person i have ever met see cool
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a person whose parents didnt know how to spell it right
Oh my god you spell your name like meaghan? thats soo weird
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noun
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
noun
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
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meaghan does something conflicting and then makes no sense, meaghan logic
Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.