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How are you here?
*insert eyebrow the rock meme* you aren't meant to be here??!!!!!!1.
The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss
Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.
When somebody points out that the excuse you just gave is not plausible, you admit defeat and say "I meant my other Grandma" to offer another, alternative but also implausible excuse.
Comes from the Irish soccer player Stephen Ireland, who refused to play a match as he said his Grandma had died. When it was proven she was alive, he then used the excuse "I meant my other Grandma" (who was also alive).
"Hey dude, want to go and grab a beer?"
"I can't, I have to study for my exam"
"We don't have any exams until April"
"I meant my other Grandma"
"Want to go catch a movie?"
"I can't, I'm meeting Leo"
"Leo is on vacation in Mexico"
"I meant my other Grandma"
Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi
he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
Big bean , sorry i meant thanos means one snap and your momma gone
Only to observe it.
Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world
I would still like a wife and children though.
(Jews I am talking to)
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Hank moody the mans ingenious phase of destiny
yea, that's right. I said it, i meant it, i'm here to represent it.
Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal
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