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It's when you take your beat and meat it.
Hey dude! wanna wombo combo backwards then meat your beat through time!
A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.
Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.
We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.
He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat
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"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."
"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."
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An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction
His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat
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When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.