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When a guy with braces eats a girl out
I just got my braces off. I can finally eat you out with out it feeling like you're going through a meat grinder.
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A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
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Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.
After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.
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Prior to conducting felatio, the female partner chews up a taco whilst inserting her man's penis in her mouth.
"yo my nigga I'm not really sure if I was into the Yucatan Meat Grinder or not but an experience is an experience..i guess"
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A sex act made famous in the 14th century by early enhabitants of Massachusetts and Philadelphia.
In this act the woman or reciever lays on their back and raises their feet over their head. At this time the giver inserts and proceeds to spin around the reciever in a meat grinder sort of fashion.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Judy last weekend?
Dude: No what happened?
Guy: She fractured 3 Vertebra when Sam was giving her the Pilgrims Meat Grinder.
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a vagina that is extremely tight, usually hurting ones dick.
Bob: did you fuck yet
Me: yeah, she had a meat grinder pussy so my dick hurts a lil
Bob: damn.
When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)
My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.
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