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When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat
My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!
Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.
he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her
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To hit someone in the testicles with a pong paddle while they are trying to hang brain. Typically performed out of irritation that the person is too busy laughing at their own testicles to play good pong.
Some pug-faced dude was hanging brain when his partner up and gave him the Cincinnati Meathook.
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It's simpler than the previous definitions make it out to be.
You take a finger, i don't care which one, stick it in the girl's asshole, curl it like a hook, and just start pulling.
There's no need to get bogged down in the semantics of the where and why's of the pulling. just so long as there's a hooking of the finger and vigorous pulling
Antonyms:
kindness
love
respect
She really enjoyed the forced puckering of her anus on account of the Jersey Meathook
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Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.
John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"
This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.
I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.
Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!
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when something good happens or when a fit lass walks past
"whos that fucking meathook who just walked past!"
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