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Australian slang for Colostomy Bag. Probably so-named because the man himself is also full of shit
Couldja hand me a new Mel Gibson mate? My burst and it's staining the carpet.
Cheers!
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a broken shell of a man that used to be a badass actor before he found jesus. his most recent and controversial film, the passion of the christ, is a very well done piece of art despite the fact it has nothing at all to do with christ's teachings. unfortunately, gibson seems to have lost his marbles. see his diane sawyer interview for proof. recently, gibson criticized the acadamy for awarding "mediocre films." apparently he is also a sore loser, being as the passion garnered not one oscar this year. gibson is best known for playing the title role in "mad max" and its two sequels. despite what people say, mel is not a racist or a nazi, however, his father is an open anti-semite.
mel gibson profited on jesus' death, yay! what a holy man!
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First she blows you, then your burn her house down.
“You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
“How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
“I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.” -The "Mel Gibson"
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"Jesus, how I love ya how I love ya Jesus"
"How dare you call me crazy?! This means war!!!"
"Boomchickiboomchickiboom"
"When you're a clowwwwwnnnn, nobody takes you seriouslllllyyyyy"
"KABLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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You kike!
What did you call me?
Jesus killer!
No need to get all Mel Gibson on me, shit.
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v: (mel gibson-ed, mel gibson-s, mel gibson-ing) to melt down; to reduce or cause to be reduced any appearance of sanity, especially in some public way.
OMG, that postal worker totally mel gibsoned and killed everybody.
My powerbook mel gibsoned and caught my couch on fire.
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I want to thank you for all the blessings you have brought me.
You give me strength when there is doubt, and I praise you for all you have done.
Only you, Mel Gibson, have had the wisdom and the courage to show the world the truth.
Hail Mel Gibson. Amen.
I'm ready. I'm ready to do thy bidding, Mel Gibson.
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