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The residue left over after a dumpster fire has been put out with lube.
"The fire's out, thank god the KY factory was so close by. Now let's get to work cleaning up all this Melania Trump."
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A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
God damn it, Jennifer did you just pull a melania trump on your essay again
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Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?
Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
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Melania Trump, secret service nickname Melania Catnip.
Melanoma cells aren't named after Melania Trump
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A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.
Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.
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A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.
Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!
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Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.