1. Enormously large breasts, usually white women have them
2. Very large, firm breasts
Whoa, dude, check out the melons on that Nordic fox.
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someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence
J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)
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Fruits, more commonly referred to BOOBS! Boobs are a wonderful fans inaction attracting men around the world like magnets. Girls with melons are the luckiest with large, firm, enticing BOOBS. Men around the would look for these melons.
Guy 1: did you see the melons on that girl?!!
Guy 2: yeah!! I'd like to juice those melons!!
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cranium, skull, brain case, brain box
I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.
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A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.
You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?
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