The Pulsating Membrane

Upon viewing of the anus close up during flatuation it is apprent that the inner ass protrudes slightly and pulsates or vibrates.

I was looking in the mirror yesterday for a close up of my fart and i saw The Pulsating Membrane.

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Professor Membrane

Dib Membrane's horrible, yet rather sexy father from the early 2000s nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim'. Professor Membrane is a 12 foot (at least) tall world-famous scientist, who neglects his kids, but on the bright side he has incedibly hot robotic arms after losing his fleshy ones to sharks. He is a DILF.

"Professor Membrane is my favourite Dilf"
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."

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dib membrane

A loser

Dib Membrane ? What a loser.

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membrane keyboard

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.

I have a membrane keyboard! No one loves you.

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cell membrane

The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.

"Sorry, you're breaking up . . . What? . . . I said, HOW'S THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION HEALING? . . . What? . . . No, of course no one can hear me -- I'm surrounded by the cell membrane."

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Weinal Membrane

The skin around the tip of an unsurcumcised weenis.

The doctor removed his weinal membrane and reinserted it into his anal arena.

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Membrane Game

A sexual act involving the thumb in the vagina and pointer finger in the ass and rubbing the membrane between the 2

Wanna go play the membrane game?

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