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dirty menard

Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.

Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.

by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009

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menards trap

The act of getting trapped inside a Menards for long periods of time with your friend who works there and insists on going there for anything and everything when they’re not working.

Guy 1: “Bro, what took you guys so long?”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”

by GooseFoot July 24, 2018


Rose Menard

The kindest girl you will ever meet, she is extremely weird and brings the good and the fun out of you.
Rose always has something funny to say, she's smart, has a wild imagination, colourful, caring and beautiful.
This amazing girl that I'm so grateful to have in my life is the perfect person to talk to she is an amazing friend.
I will always think of her as my sister, not the kind of sister that you fight with all the time but the kind of sister that tells you everything and makes fun of you (in a funny way), that always, always gets you thinking straight again and this one, in particular, is one of a kind, there is no one I repeat no one like her . She is Rose Menard and I love her with all my heart.

Rose Menard is my best friend

by Gupytilldeath February 16, 2019


the menard menage

menard + his dyke girlfriend + his dyke girlfriend's girlfriend

Goddamn it must suck to be menard, his g/f likes the bush. At least he might be able to get some menard menage-action

by bigpapasmurf April 30, 2003


bitches of menards

99.9 percent of Menards female employees and customers fall into this group. Can be defined as a fat bitch who puts her nose where it doesn't fucking belong, and in any other place would be told to get back to the kitchen where they belong

God damn have you seen the bitches of Menards

Yeah they should get back to the kitchen where the fucking belong

by FuckMenardsThatFuckingStoreCan October 5, 2020


Menards Receiving Team member

One of the stupidest people on the planet.
Normally can't drive a fork lift and will end up running into a door with it.
Also can properly place a hinged Crate will always place it the wrong fucking direction

Bob must be a Menards Receiving Team member

by PaulTheLlamaPrince May 12, 2020


Menards

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020