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Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

by Twooof December 29, 2016

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merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 13, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merkel Effect

Describes a double-standard, where elected officials do not care about civil rights violations concerning ordinary citizens, but scandalize similar violations when they happen to them.

Coined by Edward Snowden.

"It's equally if not more concerning that we're seeing another 'Merkel Effect,' where an elected official does not care at all that the rights of millions of ordinary citizens are violated by our spies, but suddenly it's a scandal when a politician finds out the same thing happens to them."

Edward Snowden in an interview with NBC news.

by dzire187 March 15, 2014

33๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


PJ Merkel

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.

He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel

by baljeet reji June 12, 2019


Dirty Merkel

Looking your best at your worst

I got so white claw wasted that I dirty merkeled my hair cut and now I have to shave everything off.

by Mangobangoz October 3, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Angela Merkel

a little fucking bitch who thinks the citizens should act more like the immigrants

Angela Merkel

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

50๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.

The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006

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