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Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews
Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.
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When you are in a public toilet and have access to all of the hand dryers, so instead of using one you hold out your hands like some sort of Messiah and use two.
Why are you using a hand dryer for each hand?
You look like you're the Messiah.
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A savoir
~Go ahead and build a better messiah, we can dig another grave.~
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a child of T.i. or aka T.i.p. Harris
T.I.:Aye Messiah get over here yo mama want you
Messiah: Yes daddy
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Obama is the new messiah; when he takes office the oceans will stop rising, the air will clear of pollution, and America will heal her wounds. We will have hope for the future, and a future filled with hope.
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Used when referring to a person who is extremely late and will almost undoubtedly never turn up.
That guy is the messiah.
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messiah
someone who should have massive hair a big shlong and does not smoke weed he should be south African the best fortnite player in the world unlike Ethan he is gay don't be like Ethan smeeton is clapped 911 is cool ;)
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