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A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...
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one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*
jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often
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A big strong wide receiver who needs more targets
Fucking stud for the Seahawks
Future goat
Boy 1: hey did you see that big dude walking by
Boy 2: looked like a fucking DK Metcalf
When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
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A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.
“Who’s that hunk over there!?”
“That’s Ryan Metcalf.”