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If you play pokemon: The pokemon who created arceus and the rest of the universe. screw Zeus: mewtwo is god of the universe
Oh crap i saw mewtwo does this mean something.
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Mewtwo is a Pokémon. Mewtwo was created by scientists using Mew's DNA. Mewtwo was made to be the worlds strongest Pokémon. It was very successful... too successful... Mewtwo destroyed the Pokémon mansion on Cinnabar Island and went into hiding in the Cerulean Cave. Mewtwo has 2 Mega Evolutions: Mega Mewtwo X and Mega Mewtwo Y. Mewtwo's ultimate attack is Psystrike. Mewtwo is truly the strongest Pokémon in the world.
Wild Mewtwo Appeared!
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the only cool pokemon. this is coming from someone who thinks pokemon is literally quite gay. sorry pokemon lovers, but it is quite lame. maybe its one of those cases where it kicked ass and got fucked up by english dubbing. anyways, mewtwo likes to kill things and will kick your ass. also was not irritating by repeatedly saying his name over and over again. he actually spoke intelligent english.
mewtwo psychically sodomized ash's tender cornhole
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The only cool Pokemon anymore. In the first Pokemon movie he goes around killing people. That is so badass.
Mewtwo uses the power of his mind to cause havoc. Isn't that just plain cool?!?
"He even speaks english, not his damn name over and over again! lol "
-me
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Mewtwo is a Pokémon created by science. It is a bipedal, humanoid creature with some feline features. It is primarily gray with a long, purple tail. On top of its head are two short, blunt horns, and it has purple eyes. A tube extends from the back of its skull to the top of its spine, bypassing its neck. It has a defined chest and shoulders, which resemble a breastplate. The three digits on each hand and foot have spherical tips. Its tail is thick at the base, but thins before ending in a small bulb.
MewTwo is a pokemon created by Science, DNA from Mew
The only cool pokemon. others that are cool but not as cool as mewtwo: kabutops, articuno, lugia, deoxys and scizor. first appear in red and blue, he is the only pokemon to be at level 70 in the wild.
Ash: i tried to catch mewtwo but he tore out my testicles and replaced them with poke balls...then he stabbed me 100x with his psychicness
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The act of Shoving a phone up your partners anus/vagina and then calling the phone while screaming “you do not have enough badges to train me”
Martha and I had a lot of fun Mewtwoing last night
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