I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics
When a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can't control herself, causing her to "jump" around uncontrollably. Can also refer to a vibrator called The Bean
Guy 1: I ate out Maria last night and she started shaking around so much I had to slow down.
Guy 2: Thats what you call a Mexican jumping bean
when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick
Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean
A citizen of New York with Asperger’s
I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite
The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom
Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash
Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!
A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico
guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there