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Winner of the NBA finals 2006. They beat the mavericks! There new marketing scheme is called White Hot Heat. All the people that come to the games wear white. The heat is coached by Pat Riley. They stick together, and always say that God is there true coach. (HOW SWEET IS THAT?!)
Key players:
1. Dwayne Wade (MVP 2006)
2. Shaq
3. Alonzo Mourning
the miami heat are the best and are the winners of the NBA finals 2006!
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People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.
note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.
JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
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DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"
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A sports jersey that the Miami-dade County players wear and in the hood a Bullet proof vest. Since Heat also stands for a gun.
Bob: I shot jim but he dident die.
Jack: Oh, Jim? he wears a miami heat jersey he bullet proof, take head shots
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ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023
ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics
Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!
Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
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Miami Heat players who fake fouls miserably. They sometimes fall or pretend to be hurt when near other players.
A. Did you see Dwayne Wade?
B. Yeah! He got fined $5,000 for faking a foul! Ugh, he is probably a graduate of the Miami Heat School of Acting...
The act of using a diesel flamethrower to ignite your partner whilst partaking in an anal orgy.
"Man I heard Danny hit that club with a Miami Heat last night!"