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People born the day of or after July 8, 2010. Known for their very low level of basketball knowledge & habitual or compulsive lying. It was first documented on ESPN forums in 2010 and is believed the infection takes hold of all four lobes of the cerebral cortex causes blindness & extreme memory loss.
note: The origins of this disease are still unknown but it is believed the infection started from a jock strap in Akron, Ohio and traveled south to Florida via wagon caravan.
JOE: "My wife gave birth to our first baby boy he weighs 8lbs 4oz!"
BOB: "When was he born?"
JOE: "Just before 9:30 on July 8th!"
BOB: "So hes a 'Miami Heat Fan'?"
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DETECTIVE: "I know it was you who did it! We have fingerprint evidence!"
SUSPECT: "It wasnt me I swear!"
DETECTIVE: "Your being a real 'Miami Heat Fan' right now you sick son of a b####!"
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A sports jersey that the Miami-dade County players wear and in the hood a Bullet proof vest. Since Heat also stands for a gun.
Bob: I shot jim but he dident die.
Jack: Oh, Jim? he wears a miami heat jersey he bullet proof, take head shots
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To completely incinerate a bowl and inhale until goods are depleted.
Miami Heat.
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ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023
ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics
Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!
Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
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Miami Heat players who fake fouls miserably. They sometimes fall or pretend to be hurt when near other players.
A. Did you see Dwayne Wade?
B. Yeah! He got fined $5,000 for faking a foul! Ugh, he is probably a graduate of the Miami Heat School of Acting...
The act of using a diesel flamethrower to ignite your partner whilst partaking in an anal orgy.
"Man I heard Danny hit that club with a Miami Heat last night!"