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The male equivalent of "butter face."
Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.
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A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.
Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.
Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.
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The fucking King of the Ocean.
Swimmer 1) "I bet I can swim faster than Phelps!"
Guy 2) Fuck you, Michael Phelps will poo on you.
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The biggest man-beast to ever grace the waters.
Michael Phelps is making people mad because of his ability- besides the French, he's starting to piss off the dolphins.
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The greatest olympian ever to live.
"Wow, one day you might be as good a Michael Phelps...well maybe half as good as him."
"And on the eighth day God created Michael Phelps."
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A beast.
Also believed to have been raised by dolphins.
Dude, it's Michael Phelps!
Make a high pitched noise!
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Government Experiment: 1337
Project Olympia
A child from Baltimore comes into an operation room with a slight concussion. He comes out perfectly fine. As he begins his first swim practice after the operation, he finds himself perfecting a new form of swimming never seen before. Without knowing, Operation Olympia commenced.
The chip placed inside of young Phelps's head enhanced his inert abilities of anaerobic respiration, antibrachium rotation, extrimetie fretting, and ultimate ass kicking.
This experiment was first introduced to the world at the Athens Olympics of 2004. He now has more Gold Medals than anyone else in history and has become uncontrollable.
Now as he continues to gain popularity and power from the Olympic crowd, he is to be a non-stoppable force in swimming forever. There's no stopping him now and the only hope for the world is to stay out of water.
No beaches, no pools, no baths, no faucets. Be aware of Phelps.
Dude: hey guy, did you see Michael Phelps swim in the Olympics?
Guy: Dude, did you see him swimming home?
Dude: you mean through the Pacific Ocean?
Guy: YES! Do not go in the water!
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