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The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.
"Yo, Drake got the midas touch!"
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In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).
King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.
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The act of pouring molten gold onto someones head, almost certainly killing him/her.
*spoilers* The most well known example is seen in Game of thrones, where Drogo kills Viserys by giving him a Midas bukkake.
A Midas bukkake is a badass way of killing someone, without shedding blood.
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The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain technical proficiency stands within a certain radius of the malfunctioning equipment
User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
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Used to typically describe a woman who was the last to have relations with a man that later came out of the closet, and may also have a father that is gay.
"She's such a Gay Midas. Everything she touches turns to gay."
"I heard her dad's gay too. Gay Midas or what?"
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A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.
"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."
The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
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