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To be intentionally upstaged on your wedding day by your more attractive, sluttier sister
Stop weeping child, Mummy is here. I know it is frightfully unfair to be usurped by anyone on your own very special day! The fact of the matter is that you've just been Pippa Middletoned by your slag of a sister.
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A Manchester version of the phrase "fair to middilin'", Middleton being a town in north Manchester. As used on Coronation Street.
When asked "hows things" in the Rovers, Stan Ogden replied "Fare to Middleton".
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You're more than average white girl who is definitely more than average and the literal definition of white. 12 years old, but mature.....enough. Friends with Yuri
Hey Natalie Middleton, what are you doing?
Natalie Middleton: Minecraft and kitkat flavored nutella
The younger sister of Kate Middleton/The Dutchess of Cambridge. She was the maid of honour at the wedding of Prince William and her sister in April 2011. She is ridiculously plain looking, but many men drool over her and think she is the hotter sister.
She probably shagged Prince Harry on the night of the royal wedding.
Kate middleton is hot....no, hold up...check out her hot younger sister Pippa Middleton! I bet Prince harry will tap that tonight.
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Small, mostly unknown town in southwestern Idaho. Choc full of Mormons. Has a brand-fucking-new High School that cost about $52 million. Like most small towns, news travels fast. Lots of gossip at the middle and high schools. Nothing ever to do. Local parks are barely ever used except for baseball and soccer. Almost no Jewish people at all. Many stuck up people, potheads, players, cheaters, sluts, the whole nine yards. Lots of nice people though.
"Joe just moved to Middleton, Idaho." "Middleton, where?" "Idaho." "We have a state named Idaho?"
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one hot babe, who goes to my school. He is really obessive about his hair. but for good reason:)
oh, my god! I think I'm gonna faint! Brett Middleton looked at me!
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