Middletown, Ohio

A tiny little shithole of a town, consisting mainly of ghettos with a massive steel mill at it's center with no real infrastructure to speak of where the lowest forms of life in SW Ohio come to bitch about their miserable excuse of a life.

Person 1: Dude, wanna go hang in Middletown, Ohio tonight?

Person 2: No. It took me years to get out of that town and I don't want it to suck me back into it's endless abyss.

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Middletown, Connecticut

that small ass city that’s rich but won’t give us any money

peridot.

“bruh omg where do you live?”
“in Middletown, connecticut ”
“ew”

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Middletown PA

Fag skaters everywhere. Sexy girls, most are sluts i believe. Never had beat Steel-high in football since like the 70s, rival school of the rollers. Snobby hoes and some chill girls. Boring school but preferred over Steel-high which steelton has no girls just sports.

Woahh middletown PA is boring

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Middletown highschool

Located in middletown, delaware. where all the poor low-class people go who are too lazy or poor to go to a catholic/ private school. mostly black people go there. there AP courses are equivalent Padua's lowest courses. Middletown girls don't have any style at all and are stuck in 2005. Middletown students are salty because they got sent there instead of Appo.

Random person: what school do you go to?
Middletown student: middletown highschool
Random person: Ohhhhh, well at least its easy.

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middletown chestwarmer

you start with the cleaveland steamer which is another creation from ohio then you add a hot water bottle cover up with a quilt and a dab of vaporrub and your chest will be as warm within seconds

donna was chilly so herb suggested a middletown chestwarmer and after applied she thanked him by accepting an alabama hot pocket

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Middletown Middle School

Middletown Middle School is a school that has a lot of tea. The Messiest People always know everything. Where white people try to act black. Where every Girl has messed with the same guy. Where the MOST FIGHTS HAPPEN. Where everybody know everybody. Where People associate in there own group.

"Did you know there is gonna be a rumble at the Middletown Middle School"

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Middletown High School

Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.

Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!

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