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Midlife booty call

Casual acts of sex with new and/or previous partners.

Also see: swinging

The 50 year old man divorced his wife to see other people, but dates ex wife. This is what younger people would say is a "midlife booty call"

by Papoose19 June 12, 2017


Mid-Midlife Crisis

When a 15-20 buys expensive clothes, alchohol and anything shiny to give their boring life identity.

"Damn, I can't believe Ben's having a mid-midlife crisis at 16!"

by NormalGuy2 October 7, 2022


Midlife Crisink

Midlife crisis-ink, a tattoo one gets when going through a midlife crisis.

Rod hit 50 and his kids won't talk to him but at least he's got some sweet midlife crisink.

by rollforwisdom April 23, 2023


Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour April 14, 2016


Midlife Hoe

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.

Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022