Midwestern Goodbye

The point at a social gathering at which an attendee takes a deep breath, slaps his/her knees, and then gets up forcefully while saying something along the lines of "Well, time to head out."

Jonie - *sigh*"Well guys I'm gonna get out of here."

Billie - "Cool. Let me borrow 4 or 5 four a couple mcgriddles fam."

Richard - "You just witnessed that boy's textbook Midwestern Goodbye shit for the last time, fye me cuh?

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Midwestern soft

Someone from the Midwest that moved out for greener pastures

Beth is from Ohio but moved to California because she like the weather more and culture and she is gay. Some would say midwestern soft.

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Midwestern masochist

A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

Midwestern Marx

A bunch of edgy people that haven't left their teenage holodomor denial phase. They continuously make the left look bad with their constant genocide denial (they denied Srebrenica) and their supporting of the CCP. Also, they said that Rich Men North of Richmond was a "socialist song"

Don't waste your time with Midwestern Marx, just pick up the bread book or read some Proudhon.

Person 1: I just came across a group of tankies that were waving around placards and chanting "STALIN FOR WORLD PEACE!"
Person 2: That's what you call a Midwestern Marx.

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midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable of" to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head.."
*left on read*

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Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that

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midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

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