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Having sex with another person in an airplane.
I had consensual missionary sex with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. Then I banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.
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Sex while riding the train: in coach. (So you have to do it in the bathroom like in the airplane "Mile High Club")
We need to take a train trip together long enough for us to join the Mile Long Club
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Preforming any sexual thing while being in an airplane during flight, usually in the bathroom.
When I go to Florida in the spring with Mike, we are going to become members of the "Mile High Club".
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The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.
1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club
2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!
Wife- What? We only had sex once!
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Getting fucked in an airplane, during the flight.
Dude, today I became a member of the Mile High Club!
No way!!!
Yeah I boned one of the hot airline attendants!
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When someone manages to eat an entire pizza in one sitting (8 slices).
Oh my god! Kieth just ate that entire pizza. Looks like there's another member of the mile pie club.
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To have sex in an airplane bathroom, usually when a mile above the ground.
Takes place in almost every airplane to take flight.
Dammit, what's with this turbulence? The weather's perfectly calm right now!
(glances at airplane bathroom door)
Oh wait, never mind....
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The Mile High Club is perhaps the easiest club to get into, if you know what I mean.
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