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A place where the majority of NMHS grads who pursue higher education live at home with their parents and commute to WestConn.
A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.
The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.
If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.
Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.
New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).
New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).
High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).
McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).
Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.
Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).
New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
(Host of party in Danbury): "yo man, where you from?"
(New Milford resident): "New Milford"
(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
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A fairly large town in eastern/central massachusetts. With a population of around 25,000 people. Like an hour from Boston and the Cape right on 495. Route 16 goes right down the middle of town. Founded in like 1780
When the Italian or Sicilian Mafia came over to the US it based in 3 major places or cities, Boston Ma, Providence Ri and yes Milford Ma. The Mafia came over and started in those three cities or towns and then spread out all over the eastern seaboard. Jhonny Jacks is really Mafia and was prob full of people in the mafia just like the Italian Vets now.
It's got a ghetto in the center of town full of boarder jumpers and smelly short people for South America I think that are all like 4 ft tall, all look the same, all have like 5 kids and all drive around in white unmarked vans with ladders on top so they can reach the counter at kmart.
Also full of tons of Italians and guidos that all pretty much run the town and if your last name ends in a vowel you pretty much are set in the town and everyone else will love you. Unlike me and my family
Baseballs the thing in the town, its really good and we have a legion team which is coached by Mr Macchi who is really hairy and is super bipolar. Not as hairy as Mrs S. though and as stated in the other definition she should be a man.
Most people in the town are white and live in normal houses and everyone plays sports and it's a really nice town to live in and thats why all the other towns are jelous of us.
Milford Ma is a really awesome town.
Milford Ma has alot of Italians.
Milford Ma is not one hige ghetto like people think.
Milford Ma is really mafia.
Milford Ma is the town you wish you lived in.
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A small town by Commerce Township and Highland. Also known as MILF-town soley because of the name. There are no MILFS. Home of the Milford Mavericks (whatever the hell a maverick is) because apparently their old mascot was racist. Milford Has a creepy shop called the shutter shop that noone will go into. The old man has cats and chases teenagers out with a broom. Stores can never stay open for more than a few months, and O'Callahans and Stucchis have been like 5 different places in the last year. Kids walk around aimlessly with no money and nothing to do. Most popular spot is the Starbucks, the bakery or Milford House. The park is on the other side of Milford where lame-o teenagers "play" on the jungle gym while parents give them evil looks while their 4 year old frolics nearby. Creeper warning at night. Stay out of the woods if you want to live. Theres one "movie theater" with a ridiculous answering machine message. There is a ridiculous amount of hairsalons in a one mile radius (seriously count them.)
And no, Milford is not country... go to Pinkney to see some real hicks.
OMG My friend is from MILFORD MICHIGAN. That place is BOSS!
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A town in Massachusetts thats notorious for being full of likely illegal foreigners such as brazilians and ecuadorians.
It did used to have a taco bell, but it got taken away, so now 'bitch' as it has been affectionately nicknamed, is now frequented in franklin instead.
The hockey team sucks, but the rest of the sports are pretty damn good for the most part, especially the girls teams which basically rape anyone that is put in front of them.
Last years trainer is not a rapist.
And despite being full of ecuadorians and smelly disease ridden illegals, milford soccer still sucks, being an exception to the most sports are 'pretty damn good'.
If your family has lived in milford for many years, you automatically have an undeserved sense of entitlement to which you are allowed to circumvent the law, and then create a law fixing the loophole you just exposed.
Also known as Milf-town depending on your level of mental retardation.
It has like 7 Dunkin Donuts, many within a quarter mile of each other
The high school is a concrete coffin in which hopes and dreams go to die in the smoke filled A wing bathrooms.
Mrs. Scrizinski might as well be a man.
This is a town where the head of the teachers union for the town is a teacher whos average AP exam grade for his students was a failing grade.
In addition to the above entry, the AP Chem teacher at one point was a man who a had a stroke once and cant use one side of his body.
Watch, here in Milford MA, just yell 'immigra' and the whole street'll clear in ten seconds flat.
-Dude, why does he get so much playing time? That other kid is so much better.
-Its because hes the coaches son.
-He doesnt know how to put on a baseball glove.
-I told you, hes the coaches son.
-He just tried to put to ball in his mouth.
-For the third time, hes the coaches son.
-This is high school, thats not even a valid excuse.
-IT IS IN MILFORD
-Hey what else are you taking next year?
-Physics, why?
-Ah shit, thats a waste.
-Why?
-Because you wont learn anything from a teacher who cares more about his outdated calculator than his students.
-Damn.
-Damn RIGHT
-...
-At least he plays guitar
-True
-Hey, who do you have for chem this year?
-Campo, ugh.
-Oh well you're going to get REAL good at mario kart.
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A character in Salad fingers who persued Salad Fingers because he stole his nettle carrier. Later on died due to slamming his head against Salad Fingers' door. Was known for wearing a BBQ apron.
You look like your name's Milford Cubicle.
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Milford has come so far since I was first enamored with this quaint seaside town more than 25 years ago. It is true that there is an exorbitant amount of adult entertainment facilities in our small city. However, most of them are located in the vacinity of I-95 where the truckers can get some relief from their long hauls. Milford has a wonderful atmosphere and a fierce loyalty among longtime residents. Ignore the Ignoramous above - he's probably jealous because he is constantly losing snowboard contests to Milfordites.
Milford, CT - home of subway, bic and schick. A place of peace and tranquiity.
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Milford CT is a small city in western CT. Separated into 3 sections:
Devon/Grove (You get jumped here), Central/Underhill/Meadowside (You buy pot and pills here),
Woodmont (Your a rich faggot).
Everyone here thinks they're either hot shit for being rich or thug cus they live in Devon. Nice beaches, ok bitches, good food. Place to go to buy your drugs of choice if you dont have enough gas money to make it to Waterbury or Bridgeport. Plenty of oxycotin and grow houses.
And there is nothing fun to do here except get fucked up.
"How was is growing up in Milford CT? Were you rich?"
"Yeah but I spent all my money on coke and Smiles Entertainment Center"
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