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Generation coming of age around the beginning of the millennium. Born from 1980-1990.
The Millennials are f*cked for health care
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A person who would say, without a hint of intentional irony, "I hate how all white men suffer from toxic masculinity and constantly inflict microaggressions due to their failure to check their privilege and respect the safe spaces of others. Oh, yeah... and I hate stereotypes."
Can you believe what that millennial just said? What's wrong with these kids today?
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Special little snowflake.
Born between 1982 and 1994 this generation is something special, cause Mom and Dad and their 5th grade teacher Mrs. Winotsky told them so. Plus they have a whole shelf of participation trophies sitting at home so it has to be true.
They believe themselves to be highly intelligent, the teachers and lecturers constantly gave them "A"'s in order to keep Mom and Dad from complaining to the Dean. Unfortunately, nobody explained to them the difference between and education and grade inflation so they tend to demonstrate poor spelling and even poorer grammar.
At work, millennials believe themselves to be overachievers who just aren't understood by their loser bosses. Even Mom said so when she showed up for the interview. They are the only generation in the universe to understand the concept of work life balance and to actually want to find a fulfilling career. All those Gen X losers just don't get it what with hoping to keep their jobs and pay the bills but they are just corporate drone so who cares what they think? They should be smart like Millennials and get Mom and Dad to pay for that stuff until they can work out what they want to do with their lives and then get rich doing it.
Well, I've been here at this job for 6 months now and I've been on time mostly so I should get a raise now 'cause I've paid my dues.
Did you know we are the most technologically advanced generation, like eva? And smart too. They call us millennials cause we were born before the millennial I think.
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A millennial is a person born between the years 1982 and 2004. Millennials are the generation after Generation X (1965-1984). They tend to be more confident and optimistic (sometimes unrealistically so) than previous generations. Mantra of the Millennials: "Follow Your Heart."
Millennials need to stop waiting for their dreams to come true and start making them happen.
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A millennial is a person born from the years 1982 and 2004. Millennials are generally considered to be self-absorbed and spoiled, and even if the spoiling is not their fault, they still get blamed for being shallow.
The millennial vote was a key decider in the presidential election.
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Millennials are people around the age of 13-35 who lack empathy and are obsessed with their phones. They are the most entitled, stuck up, lazy, brattiest generation ever created. Their parents never learned to tell them no and will never have the guts to do so. They expect to be given what ever they want, whenever they want. Millennials are spoiled rotten divas who need to grow up and face the real world for once in their lives.
1: Man, these millennials really suck.
2: i hate millennials... they don’t care about anyone but themselves.
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Millenny is truly a holy creature, so handsome, so pretty, so intelligent. Some people even call them a genius. Millenny has pretty eyes and the most beautiful hands you'll ever see. Millenny is creative and talented, with a great sense of humor and a nice personality. Millenny is in love with Millenny. Millenny is also super gay for Kim Taehyung.
Person 1: OMG! can you see that person over there?
Person 2: that fat old guy?
Person 1: no, you fucking idiot! The handsome one, on the right!
Person 2: OH YOU'RE RIGHT ! IT'S MILLENNY! SO HANDSOME, SO BEAUTIFUL!
Person 1: Millenny is truly a holy creature.
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