Pokey Minch

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.

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Porky minch

Porky is Ness and lucas there main enemie. Hes Also known as the king of pigs, or king P.

13 (earthbound)
Age unknown, estimated between 1,000 and 10,000 (Mother 3)

Porky grew up in onett, togheter with Ness. When they still were friends.

After Ness went on his journey to defeat giygas porky changed for the worse.

Porky first resurfaces as a high priest of the Happy gappies cult. led by the Carpainter.
Porky kidnaps Paula, with the intention of performing a human sacrifice. After the cult is disbanded, he tries to befriend Ness again, only to run off, Ness's "silent protagonist" status mistakenly gives the impression of harsh shunning, thus causing an insulted Porky to sever all ties with Ness and abandon him.

Porky finally reappears within the Cave of the Past, his skin pale and discolored, piloting an organic, spider-like machine. At this point, Porky reveals to Ness his true allegiance, taunting Ness and his companions before attacking them. Once Giygas is destroyed, Porky uses time travel to escape into another era, but not before taunting Ness one last time. His final lines of dialogue in the game come through Picky in a suspicious hate letter that says, "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!"

He reappears in mother 3. As the main enemie. Were he now rules over new pork city, and were he is more powerfull then ever before. He Also grow older, but besides that. Hes still a kid.

Porky Minch should get into smash tbh

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Minch Yoda

Yoda's name in the original Star Wars books.

Yoda star wars Minch Yoda

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minching the bird

The act of licking a vaginal region.

origin: Eurotrash porn mags
example: "That dirty bloke minched my bird until half-eleven"

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tit minch

a word said on accident while trying to say tit bitch or tit munch.

your're such a tit minch.

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Lil' Minch

Alternative to calling someone a "little bitch," specifically referring to screen actor A. Michael Baldwin in the horror film Phantasm.

"Why am I so scared right now? Ah, I'm such a lil' minch."

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Minch pot

The roll of fat under the belly button on a female.

Check out her minch pot