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A game played when you sock someone in the arm really hard while shouting MINK! whenever they contradict themselves while speaking aloud.
Billy says "i've got three quarters, 'just enough to buy this hamburger." (The hamburger is $1.)
Mike Hollers "MINK!" Socking Billy in the arm.
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One of my goons at my disperse who I send out to kill those who displease me.
Mink is a ferret that weighs three pounds.
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A mink is a young person who tries to be cool. Who is judged by a more experience cooler person.
The perception of a mink is either the experience of recognizing the qualities of your very own awkward stages of coming of age. Simultaneously it is a resistance to accept the new cool. Because of the field of grey that accompanies trying to be cool and becoming cool. And the fact that a mink can read you with innocence and truth, without the knowledge or experience of having to work towards what you have achieved and become.
The non-mink is the coolest, but will gradually become less cool in regards to the younger minks progress to becoming a non-mink. Therefore it is the task of a non-mink to define and demean minks, the defining of a mink keeps a non-mink in the position of cool superiority.
For many, minkyness is most fully exibited in someone who they have grown up with that is younger than them. Because they have always remained further along in the progress of de-mink-ification, and they form their view of a mink based on a younger sibling or neighbor.
Eventually, the non-mink will realize the absurdity of their quest to renounce minkery, and begin to piece together the broken pieces of remaining mink they have left. The non-mink wishes to hide behind the fabrication of cool to appear to be cool themselves. With the goal of defining cool. But what is truly and ultimately cool is to be yourself. The coolest people, do just that.
The term mink can be applied as readily as the term hipster.
"Look at those fucking minks"
"You are such a mink!"
"I know, she never smoked weed before, and when she saw me smoking it I could tell how freaked she was, but she tried to pretend like it was normal for her. What a mink!"
"I saw this mink the other day, he got the same tattoo as me!"
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The sound of someone beating the dog shit out of someone, especially with three punches
Bro, Jerome beat the fuck out of Jimmy, all it took was one wrong look, then mink mink mink
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Very beautiful, wonderful, careful, loving, Cute, friendly person
if you find a woman called minke stay with her
(They are very rare)
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adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.
"pj got minked last night.. his boxer mix was looking pretty fly tho"
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a Minke is one of the sweetest people on the planet and RADIATES happiness. She for some reason can NEVER stop laughing, and it's contagious too :). Hang out with her for ten minutes and you'll have about ten inside jokes. Quite popular, and though she doesn't believe it she DEFINITELY gives off 'main character vibes'.
Damn I think I'm in love with Minke.
Have you seen the girl working at the library!? She's definitely a Minke, you can't miss her.