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The reason I want to kill my self
"Every time I look in the mirror I see the ugliest thing in the world"
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A girls prized possesion. Synonoyms include reflective glass and anything shiny.
Damn, that chick wont stop fuckin admirin her ugly face in the mirror!
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Something that show's your insecurities.
I look at Charli D'amelio's time glass body and look at myself in the mirror, I realized I'm nothing compared to them.
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Literary and Arts movement, Edinburgh 2015. In response to contemporary mainstream media and the perpetuation of false image, Mirrorism counter-acts the escalating superficiality and subsequent failure in art and media to accurately represent humanity. It seeks to empower and enable the addressee to counter passive acceptance. Mirrorism is not genre specific, but an ethos towards representing human diversity and complexity in all art forms.
Through Mirrorism we offer an honest reflection of humanity.
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A reflective surface;
For girls: a lifeline and consultant
Guys: their personal trainer for that sexy look.
That chair's so shiny, it's like a mirror.
Girl looking in mirror: "hey sexy, yea i'm sexy, nice ass sexy (a girl just wants to know she's sexy)."
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Another world that has one of its special agents disguised as you to block you from getting in your so ugly everyone will get Ebola from looking at you and die
Person: wow what if the only reason we can't travel through mirrors is because our reflection is accidentally in our way trying to get to this world.....
Mirror: no you dip shit we do this on purpose to protect our population from the ugly beasts that could come through *cough cough you cough cough*
*person sobs on floor*: y-you di-didnt have t-to be s-so h-harsh!!!!
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Communist rag read by Labourite sheep/trades unionists.
Typical editorial stance:
1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!
"Honey, we're out of loo roll."
"Sorry dear, The Mirror only publishes daily."
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