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For anyone who might not be familiar with the term MISHA, it was coined by author Barry Eisler. The term began as a joke. It's an acronym that stands for "the Marital Infidelity Safe Harbour Act". Essentially it`s a list of no more than 5 people whom you have lusted after for so long or so strongly that if the opportunity ever arrose to have a roll in the hay with them, your significant other couldn`t object....They have to give you a pass this one time, because the person in question is on your list.
There are only two rules. 1) No more than 5 on the list at any one time. If you want to add a 6th, you`re gonna have to bump someone else off the list. 2) You can`t put people you actually know on the list. Your wife probably wouldn`t stress out knowing that you lust over Catherine Zeta Jones......She will get upset hearing you say that you lust after your kid`s piano teacher or the cute cashier at the market.
For example my MISHA list might include:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Gerard Butler
3. Terrence Howard
4. Matthew MacFadyen
5. Chris Daughtry
If I felt the need to add, say, Alan Rickman, I would have to boot someone off the existing list since there can be only 5 people max.
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Truly an amazing friend. Has a very extroverted personality and has no trouble making friends with everyone he meets. Very sporty and very intelligent, the type of person everyone wishes they were. Misha is one who defines the word man, likes drinking, eating, fighting, and sex. A Misha is someone that all girls wanna be with and all guys are jealous of because of his ridiculously huge cock in both width and length. Just hearing his name makes girls wet. Women want him and men want to be him. Often performs great in bed.
That is the nicest guy I've ever met! He must be a Misha.
Look at him, he is such a player, he's getting all the girls, and has never lost a fight!!! He is definitely Misha.
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
an excellent human. a weird Russian but also an absolute oddball but in the best way. accompanied by extremely ironic humor. ex: “at least I’m good at it” “stupid liberals” and “time will tell”
person 1: misha is weird
Misha *interrupting*: AT LEAST I’M GOOD AT IT
A Misha is the biggest gaylor to walk the planet, They are a late stage kaylor and use their daisy powers on anyone who speaks on kaylor. She is also the enemy of many people on the app X because she can't keep her mouth zipped. 🌼🌼🌼🌼
Do you know what a Misha is?
yes i heard its the biggest flop on twitter
Misha is a guy name all you fuckers who name your kids michelle I hope you rott in hell for naming your kid michael and cursing her to become completley retarted for eternity....
Misha has always been originally a guys name. Why do women take everything? Misha is short for meesh
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