missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.

While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.

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drift missile

A car used for drifting that is nonetheless a piece of scrap metal. It provides a foundation for learning/practicing the art of drifting. More or less, a car to fuck shit up without having to worry about it breaking.

Dude are you taking the 2j to track today?
No man I'm bringing the drift missile to work on my angle.

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milk missiles

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

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Missile car

Ratty, cheap cars (usually of Japanese origin) built primarily for drifting. They are often made using spare parts or whatever is lying about on the workshop floor at the time.

Cars are built to be thrashed and beaten about, hence the cheapness of parts and production.

Formula Drift driver Ryan Tuerck owns a Nissan 240SX missile car.

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Fur Missile

A police K9 teaching idiots not to run, one bite at a time.

The fur missile was launched when the suspect ran.

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Piss Missile

In sports, whether it be baseball/football/hockey what have you, when someone crushes a homer, launches a 60 yard touchdown pass or nets a goal from the blue line on a one timer. Anything that gets an absolute fucking SEND in sports.

“Billy is fighting a 1-2 count right now, the pitcher delivers, AND BILLY HITS AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE TO CENTER FIELD THAT BABY IS LONG GONE!!!!!”

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magic missile

One of the first, and weakest spells in Dungeons&Dragons and many an RPG

I wanna cast...Magic missile!
Why do you want to cast magic missile, there's nothing to attack here.
I...I'm attacking the darkness!

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