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Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.
It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.
When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.
Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.
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