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i had all i needed, gas can, razor wire, hack saw, and my mitts
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A term used to describe a hot person. Derived from the saying "She's so hot you have to take her out with oven mitts." This term is reminiscent of old sayings like "the bee's knees" or "the cat's pajamas." Since its creation, it has been adapted to refer to anything that is very good or cool.
About a hot person:
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.
About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.
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Unit of currency equal to $10,000
I bet you a mitt that Obama won't win the election
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{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.
A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"
"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"
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Gee,you can see our choir directors mitts right through that white shirt! hee hee!
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Mom titts, titts of a woman who has had children.
My wife used to have large perky stand up and smile at you titts, now the kids have made them alil less perky. AKA MOM TITTS=MITTS.
Mom titts, titts of a woman who has had children.
My wife used to have large perky stand up and smile at you titts, now the kids have made them alil less perky. AKA MOM TITTS=MITTS.