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A person that was born in the country of China (also referred to as a chinaman) who is very wise and has a vast knowledge of mathematics or any other logical subject. This person is always consulted in mathematical or logical questions and they have a habit of helping everybody out either you want there help or not. This is like the Mr miyagi from the movie karate kid who had a vast knowledge of karate.
Fuck that Sam ling from chem and calculus, hes such a fucking Mr Miyagi. Hes always helping jessica the girl that i want to fuck everyday and night.
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The act of bringing on the surprise ass whooping Miyagi Style
Man I would have never thought that food was going to knock him out so quick he went Miyagi on that ass.
an individual with the mastery in the art of being stylish and fashionable without much effort. subtlety confident about an individual's fashion sense and style.
Example #1
Dave: How's my new sweater look? I've been getting comments about it from everyone today.
Jane: ok...mr. fashion miyagi
Example: #2
Kelly: How does Sara do it. She's always on top of the fashion trends and is so well put together.
Kim: She's such a fashion miyagi
The art of beating your dick so fucking hard in the shower to the point where your about to cum. Just before doing so you kneel down over the drain. When you cum you will swish the sperm into the holes of the drain. Succeeding will be followed a screeching KOBE!
I'm gonna commit a massive Mr. Miyagi
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Someone whos smart enough to remember most numbers automatically but dumb enough to carry his wallet and social security card together in his wallet and leave them everywhere...
A Kyo Miyagi is a conundrum, someones who cant stand being on the edge of a 2nd floor parking garage but wants to jump out of a plane. If you're a Kyo you have black/brown hair, a goofy grin, and gorgeous eyes. You'd spend roughly 85% of your car time playing air guitar to A7x. You don't give a shit what people think minus a very select few. You add HOT sauce to everything. You have a bad habit of punching when you're mad and going bulleyed. You wind up dramatically before you slap your gf's ass. Secretly you have invisible cat ears hiding in your hair somewhere. You kiss your love's nose. You are a thousand things at once while thinking of one idea. You write and play music better than anyone else i've seen. And you don't recognize your own worth. You'd have to be amazing and completely clueless at the same time <3 You'd be a Nautical Star. If you are all that THEN you're a Kyo and if you're lucky a Miyagi :P
P.S. FUCK ALL YOU SHITTALKERS, Stay Inside Tonight- You're out there all alone.
*pours marinara, alfredo, and hot sauce on pasta*
Oh God you're such a Kyo Miyagi...
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A slang term used often in the video game NBA 2K. It defines when a player often the center sets a good screen making the defender have a hard time getting around. Popularized by YouTuber “nadexe”.
Set me a big body miyagi so I can get this bucket
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