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1. Mopar Block is the single most bad ass motha fuckn piece of raw power ever to exist...forever.
2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.
3. To have Mopar is to have block.
4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.
5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.
Two rednecks standin around....
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE
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MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.
Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.
Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.
Basically anyone who owns a frigging hellcat and refers to themselves as “the boys”
Guy 1: sheesh look at that mopar fly! Guy 2: yeah man, the mopar Boys do it big!
Envious of a man with a mopar, owning a chevy or ford, and being jealous cuz of the realization that there vehicle is a pos
the guys in the chevy had mopar envy when we drove by in our big blue dodge and they were stuck in the mud.
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Your regular parts guys at the local chrysler dodge jeep plymouth eagle kawasaki studabaker dealership. They are the only guys who know everything, metaphoricly speaking, although they have the power to run the dealership. They can also give anybody a hot carl when they want to. so bow down and kiss their fucking feet if you want to, bitches.
Cause I'm Rick James, Bitch
Team Mopar gave A. Johnson, H.D., Sanna Anna a 1lj while Bob Morris and Shirley got it on with each other while wanda watched from the couch.
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Someone envious of the ram/hemi.
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead
That guy in the peice of crap chevy has Mopar envy because in 2 more miles he will be asking me to tow his bowtie.
hes got mopar envy.
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Motor Parts.
The brand name of Chrysler parts. Now used to refer to any Chrysler product