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1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.
2 An inspiring sexual experience.
After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.
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when you have sex with a whale
I was having moby dick untill the whale said "No Way"
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A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.
I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.
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a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"
person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
A man with a shaved pubic region. It refers to the musician Moby in regard to his bald head in relation to the hairless dick and balls.
"Ted was alright, but when I gave him head my mouth kept getting so full of pubic hair!"
"That's why I like Andy. He's got a Moby Dick."
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To engage in the act of coitus with an overweight girl, but with extreme physical force and a great passion.
Drunken sex can often be classified as a "Moby Dicking", due to the lack of judgement, but the intact passion of lovemaking.
"Can you believe Hank beats his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I heard about that. I bet when they're alone she gets a solid Moby Dicking."
“To the ass, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I hump at thee; For hate's sake, I shoot my last load at thee!"
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You are performing anal sex on a girl, you pull out, and she farts. It is like a blow hole.
Last night she did the Moby Dick.
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