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A big dicked fellow with a really big heart. He loves to talk and be friendly, he is loyal and always has your back. But don’t be fooled he can easily take you down without a sweat. Most Mohammed’s love to party and do wack shit. They keep things lively and don’t wreck the fun. They are up for anything wether that be relaxing with buddies or doind some coke and have a whole night of partying.
Damn Mohammed be taking down the whole 40 ounce while smoking a blunt
Man I wish you were more like Mohammed.
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Mohammed is a dumb ass who thinks the world revolves around him . He thinks that he has a big dick and always tries to show off. The only reason people like Mohammed is because he hangs out with the “popular” kids , when in reality he’s just a clout chaser . He always tries to make others feel bad about themselves and always blames others for his problems. He’s just a dick
Hey isn’t that your friend Mohammed?
Me: no he’s a FUCKING CLOUT CHASER
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Absolute chad that would give his life up for yours, tall as frick and a definite shoulder to cry on. Never judges you and is always looking to improve. Has probably saved you from suicide more than 2 times.
He's emotional and cries sometimes but that's what makes him special.
Jack: Broooo, I was on my way to the roof but when I saw him, I turned back around.
James: That must be Mohammed then UwU
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Mohammed are the sexiest of Africans beasts, they're ruthless but with a heart of gold. They are charming and are allowed more than 4 wives because they are so sexy. Guys watch out because a Mohammed is coming for your girl. Mohammed only dates arwas.
“Hide yo girl, Mohammed’s the sexiest African beast”
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A smart and handsome guy, No one is more superior than Mohammed.
Mohammed is the strongest person you will ever meet also the coolest⚔️⚔️⚔️
Mohammed is the type of guy to steal you girl less the 0.5 Seconds.Never mess with a Mohammed.Never underestimate the Mohammed he is always better than you.
Classmate:How much did you get on your exam?
Mohammed:Oh got 100 like always.
Classmate: -_-
Random teens: Let’s go fight Mohammed it will be very tough but we can handle him.
Mohammed: Hey.
Random teens:We want to fight you.
Random teens:Trip over Mohammed’s feet and Mohammed laughs at them and says never mess with the Mohammed🥊
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Dates back to 572 AD when it was first given to the Prophet of Islam. The origins of the name are Arabian, roughly translating to "Blessed" or "Praised." It is now officially the Most common name in the world.
Unfortunately, due to the downfall of intelligence in some countries of the world, citizens bearing this name often face undue prejudice from the bottom of the social barrel.
Scenario 1
Ming: Whats your name?
Mohammed: Mohammed
Ming: Nice to meet you! My name is Ming. What do you do for a living?
Mohammed: Nice to meet you too, Ming. I am a doctor. What do you do?
Ming: I am an engineer.
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A guy that is bad at Fornite and gets killed by traps
Fortnite Triggered Fanboy: MOHAMMED YOU GOT KNOCKED DOWN BY A TRAP AGAIN!?!?!?!
Mohammed: Stfu It's not that serious
Fortnite TRIGGERED Fanboy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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