A raging rant that is completely uncontrollable, usually having to do with price cuts, horrible business practices, or pointless lawsuits. From the podcast "Buzz Out Loud" were the word originated from Molly Wood after a rant about Apple's iPhone price cut.
Tom: "Calm down! The iPhone is just getting another price cut! Don't need to get into a molly rant!"
Molly: "Shush you Linux hippie!"
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Ranting about something for a very long time
that guy did a molly rant about the iphone
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A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.
She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!
Antonym, or opposite of, molly-baby-babble
I'd much prefer a molly rant than her incessant babble about her damn baby.