Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.

She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5

13👍 6👎

molson mudslide

to take a monster soft crap the morning after a night of hard core drinkin

i drank a shitload last night, got up this morning and had a molson mudslide, it was awesome

6👍 5👎

molson canadian

almost as bad as coors light.

Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.

30👍 96👎

Molson Scale

The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.

The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.

2👍 9👎

molsoned

being utterly defeated in an embarrassing manner

You just got molsoned.