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1. A woman usually in her 40s that gives younger men or women money and other stuff they want in exchange for friendship or more.
2. A scam usually found on apps like Snapchat, dating sites, Instagram, and Facebook. Where they claim they want to give you $500+ “allowance” weekly. Usually they say their name is “heather” or “sugar momma heather”. Profoundly annoying.-
1. Look at Mikey he got himself a whole ass sugar momma.
2. Scammer: “hey my name is sugar momma heather, I would like to give you $1500 weekly allowance to help you out of struggling to survive. “
Me: stfu just...just stfu
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The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.
"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"
"Yo momma"
"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"
"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"
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The most powerful of Milfs capable of taking on over one hundred males on a single night most left emotionally broken only one man in a thousand can tame such a beast. Legend has it not only does a momma Lou take your innocence she takes your soul.
"Yo fam how was your date last night"
"I don't wanna talk about it cuh she was one hell of a momma Lou"
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A female version of a slick daddy. She wears prada but only has one dollar in her pocket. She birthed children just to collect welfare.
That girl is a total greasy momma
Type 1) A male who is overly dependent on their mom into adult hood. This can lead to things such as a grown man letting his mom make decisions for him despite the fact he's old enough to make decisions for himself. He also lets his mom order him around with no disapproval. This can have a bad effect on relationships and can be the driving force to breaking up as his girlfriend can grow tired of him letting his mother control his life. This type of momma's boy tends to be looked down upon by society.
Type 2) A man who simply loves his mother and isn't afraid to show it. How this differs from Type 1 is that the son is perfectly capable and willing to take care of himself while still holding a close bond with his mother without all the negative effects of Type 1. This type of momma's boy is sometimes misunderstood because he's willing to repay his mom for all she's done for him. This type also isn't afraid to proudly proclaim themselves a momma's boy, after all, she carried him in her stomach for nine months, gave birth to him, fed him when he was a baby, took care of him when he was sick, raised him into a respectable adult, and is pretty much the main reason he came into existence in the first place. Maybe he would get a tattoo that reads "Mom" on his arm to pay tribute, or maybe he's willing to defend his mom from any miserable cocksucker that would dare threaten her good health. If he is tough, insulting his mom can be a death note, because even bad men love their moms.
Type 1) Girl: "I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend; he's such a momma's boy that he let's his mother control his life and he does nothing about it."
Type 2) Mr. T: ""I'm a mama's boy. I PITY THE FOOL WHO AIN'T ONE!"
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to swear on the grave of one's mother
Put it on sumthin man.
On errthang
On my momma, cuz!
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the mother of a man's child when the parents are not married
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